Today on Today: The Secrets of Us Weekly's Success
Just moments ago, Us Weekly high priestess Janice Min appeared on the Today show to discuss current fashion and fitness winners and losers. In her philosophical musings about the genetic supremacy of Eva Longoria, Jessica Simpson, and Sienna Miller, Min noted, "Women around our office clip pictures of Sienna and hang them up for inspiration."
Right, because we all aspire to look preciously boho while our fiancé fucks the nanny. Maligned lovers — they're just like us!
