Short Ends: Jessica Alba Earns "Jeannie" Role On Talent Alone
· Up until a couple of minutes ago, this mildly amusing misidentification was on the front page of latimes.com. Earlier today, there was a similar 50 Cent/Eminem mix-up. Ah, if only we could all be as colorblind as the Web!
· Page Six says that instead of setting her career back by starring in the Fantastic Four sequel, Jessica Alba may have chosen to torpedo herself with an I Dream of Jeannie remake with Jimmy Fallon. In either case, it's clear she earned her opportunity strictly on acting talent, and not with her rockin' bod.
· The Baby Jesus sheds a single tear: Jenny McCarthy's marriage is over.
· The Island is hurting the Michael Bay brand in new and exciting ways.
· Things could always be worse for Courtney Love. She could be Natasha Lyonne.