Short Ends: Lindsay Lohan Finally For Sale
· As seen on Defamer some six months ago, the Lindsay Lohan doll is finally available. Bathroom Stall Playset sold separately.
· Wild Boar in an Airport Limo, Stingrays in the Toilet Bowl, and other close-proximity animal terrors inspired by Snakes on a Plane.
· Maddox has a fake blog. This kid's going places.
· This is perhaps the least interesting lede to a gossip item ever written: "Steve Martin is many things - comedian, essayist, actor - but not everyone recalls that he's a banjo enthusiast."
· It's been ten minutes, so: Jude Law's penis. That's all.