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The Gods of Pointless Fashion are very, very angry with the feet of L.A.'s dead-eyed fashionistas. They've dispatched this newest below-the-knee plague through the sartorial glory hole of Kitson, an army of rabid, pom-pom wielding rabbits in feather head-dresses with a mission to assault out-of-vogue Uggs and Mukluks and create an evil, hybrid footwear stolen from the closet of a flamboyantly gay Predator.

Behold the Coco Boot. It must be stopped. Now.


[*Post retitled after a brilliant suggestion by a classic WWF-loving reader.]