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• Nick Lachey cancels the party for his new reality show (who knew he had one?!) due to "marital issues." You don't say. [Page Six]
• Jonathan Cheban will do just about anything to protect his business partner, Lizzie Grubman, even if it means censoring the unsavory references out of their client's new book. [R&M (3rd item)]
• Guests of Elton John are told not to speak to him unless first spoken to. And so a once-beloved star's descent into faggy madness continues. [Scoop]
• Novelist Terry McMillan files for divorce from her husband Jonathan Plummer — their romance being the inspiration for McMillan's How Stella Got Her Groove Back. Strangely enough, the coverage doesn't mention the fact that Plummer's gay or that McMillan reacted with a "homophobic vengeance." [Page Six]