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· Warner Bros. execs behind Tom Cruise's War of the Worlds are wisely doing their best to keep Cruise and his girlfriend-for-hire Katie Holmes from doing any press together. You, the movie-going public, must do your best to stay away from Cruise's films — he needs learn that this sort of public dry-humping will not stand at the box office. [Page Six]
· Meanwhile, Katie Holmes has been programmed to love Scientology. Not that this surprises you. [Lowdown]
· And Cruise's ex-wife, Nicole Kidman, has managed to keep her mouth shut about the whole thing. [Scoop (2nd item)]
· In completely unrelated news, Baby Phatty Kimora Lee Simmons pouts about the hatemail she inspires. [R&M (2nd item)]