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We can think of some other iniquitous trends for which Lizzie's might be held responsible.

In the latest issue of the adorably absurd New York Dog magazine, Lizzie Grubman demonstrates that she's a bit more intelligent than we give her credit for. Note how her dog, Crunch, serves as a impenetrably cute shield for the public relations darklord. By posing with a Yorkshire Terrier, Grubman is safe from our standard insults, as we've been rendered into piles of cooing mush.

Bitch. We'll get you next time.