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· At Benny's BBQ on 3rd Ave., Christian Slater tries to score some drugs — the erectile dysfunction treatment Cialis, to be more precise. We never really believed he was hooking up with Lohan, anyhow. [Page Six]
· Following the prestigious lead of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Jessica Simpson isn't too keen on doing any Dukes of Hazzard publicity with co-star Johnny Knoxville for fear of feeding the rumor mill. Too late, sister. [R&M]
· Lloyd Grove gives PR phoenix Leslee Dart an incredibly tardy — yet utterly luxurious — handjob. [Lloyd Grove]