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· Tom Cruise is so in love with Katie Holmes that he's talking about buying marrying her; when Oprah asked him how the two met, however, he stammered. Strange — he doesn't usually have trouble passing the buck to his manager. [Page Six]
· Eminem goes after the Olsen twins; in the interest of a fair fight, perhaps the rapper should chose targets who won't snap in half when trying to fight back. [Scoop]
· Ex-boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama allegedly raids the guest list for Lindsay Lohan's SNL after-party, taking her guests to his competing gathering. Will Nicole Richie remain loyal? And for how long? [R&M (2nd item)]
· It's official: Lloyd Grove is totally obsessed with Lil' Kim's every move. That's what ignoring Paris Hilton gets you. [Lowdown]