You know, the problem with business schools has always been that they teach you how to run a successful business. Thank God someone knows that true business acumen is really about media ubiquity, and not so much that whole making a profit thing.

Screw this liberal arts degree stuff. I'm sending in my application to Trump University, and I suggest you do the same. After all, with an "expert in accelerating the foundation and growth of early-stage companies" in charge, you know you're getting a great deal on your non-degree granting, ungraded online education.

Of course, Mark Cuban's had his make-believe college in the works for months already. -AP

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