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· Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are going to persist in parading their "relationship" for the world until every person in the world agrees to see both of their upcoming films. [R&M]
· Matt Drudge doesn't want to be anywhere near Arianna Huffington at the WHC dinner, lest she steal some of his internet fairy dust. [Page Six (2nd item on the PDA feed, as we STILL can't get our login to work. Sigh.)]
· RICHARD GERE HATES CRIPPLES?! [Lowdown]
· Just in time for upcoming sweeps, Oprah magically reveals her secret child, who has been kept in the Winfrey cellar all these years. [NYDN]