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While searching for some unclaimed assets, Banterist started plugging in the names of various celebrities into the database, emerging with an impressive list of actors who have money laying around at talent agencies, insurance companies, and studios. Because were are bad, mean-spirited people, we will seemingly-at-random-but-you-know-what-we're-getting-at select a couple of the celebs and list them below:

ANISTON, JENNIFER LOS ANGELES, CA 90036 $107.75 TIFFANY MERCHANDISE CREDITS

PITT, BRAD RESEDA CA 91335 $85.87 WARNER BROS

JOLIE, ANGELINA BEVERLY HILLS CA 90212 $602.83 PROGRESSIVE TITLE COMPANY, WESTLAND ESCROW DIVISION

$107 might be just enough for Aniston to buy a sterling silver letter opener at Tiffany, which she can then use to poke out her eyes after seeing pictures of her ex frolicking on the beach with the personification of her worst nightmare.