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· God help you all or, at least, help Jennifer Garner. She's engaged to Ben Affleck. So this is the official premiere of Bennifer Redux, if you can stomach it. [Page Six]
· OMG, Paris Hilton, like, totally officially hates Nicole Richie 4-EVA. [R&M (2nd item)]
· Paparazzo of destruction Steve Sands tries a new technique: Getting Demi Moore's attention by shouting out her Upper West Side address. Suffice to say, this did not win her over. [Lowdown]
· PETA claims to have enlisted the new pope. On the ceiling of the Sistene, the image of Adam rolls his eyes. [Scoop]