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· Unable to halt the chatter about his involvement with Lindsay Lohan, Christian Slater calls his mother to his defense. After praising her wittle boy, Mommy then says Lindsay could learn a lot from her Kufftastic son. Milk and cookies TK. [Lowdown]
· Ashton Kutcher can't get laid on an airplane. What is this world coming to?! [Scoop]
· George Lutz, a former resident of Long Island home upon which The Amityville Horror is based, doesn't like being portrayed as a "bloodthirsty maniac." Go fig. [Page Six]
· Elizabeth Koch, Cornelia Guest, Amanda Hearst and Lauren Bush, beware: Prince Albert is considering you for royal impregnation. [R&M]