Celebrity Haikus: It's What You've Always Wanted
The mind boggles.
While the overall glossy worth of WWD's latest venture, Scoop, remains to be seen, we can at least pass judgment on the magazine's back page, featuring haikus from "fashion celebrities."
So, um, what the hell is socialite-cum-designer Tory Burch talking about? Is "Retro neo" a new department at Bendel's? C'mon, English majors, we know you've got some poetic analysis up your sleeve. Enlighten us, please.
