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· Rumors fly that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie spent Easter weekend together, locked in a Palm Springs villa. Listen, you false tabloids: If Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are dry-humping, they're dry-humping only as friends. [Lowdown]
· WE HEAR...That Paula Froelich loves writing about herself in the third person! [Page Six]
· If you're going to press charges against Big Pussy, it helps if you maybe had an affair with your lawyer. Keeps the prosecution tight, y'know? [R&M (2nd item)]
· Jenna Bush drunk and on all fours is hardly news; Jenna Bush drunk and on all fours at that God-awful Nerveana place is headline-worthy. [Page Six]