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It's a slow week, apparently, so WWD's Eye column has taken to covering the socialite toddler scene. And what sort of benefits does one reap from spilling from a wealthy womb?

And if [socialite's children are] real good, meaning they don t complain when their parents are going out for yet another night and even say, Mom, I think you look better in the Galliano, they just might get their own shindig at a big shop off Madison Avenue. Last week, Burberry threw a birthday party for Bella Cuomo and Augustus Albemarle they were both turning two [...]

Burberry furnished the birthday boy and girl with, respectively, a blue cake and a pink cake, not to mention mini sandwiches ham and peanut butter without the crusts, of course.

Precious! We bet little Bella was delighted when she received her miniature Cinda bag, and what two-year-old DOESN'T love being swaddled in classic Nova check?

Related: Your childhood sucked.

Baby Fete [WWD]
[Innocent child via Neiman Marcus]