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Today's New York Daily News features an interview with everybody's favorite umlaut-abusing actress, Chloë Sevigny. Among the revelations: Sevigny wants a shot at playing the villain in the next Spider-Man film. (The villain is called Fashion Disaster: she blinds people with her awful clothes.)

But the best part is Sevigny's EW-esque look back at her notable performances, or at least the ones that didn't suck. The exception being, of course, The Brown Bunny:

"I think there are lots of actresses who do risky things - maybe not as racy or graphic as 'Brown Bunny,' but I have my own path. We'll see where it leads me."

Where would a film in which Sevigny performs real oral sex on her much older costar/director lead?

Oh, right: She's now appearing in Melinda and Melinda, directed by Woody Allen. Bully!

Chloe comes clean [NYDN]