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· And the stereotypical undergrad award goes to Julia Stiles, who will be starring in an adaptation of The Bell Jar, which she also plans to produce. NB to Stiles: I was lazy and unoriginal, so I wrote my senior thesis on Plath. Look where I ended up. Move on. [Page Six]
· Brittany Murphy denies that she owes her skeletal body weight to cocaine use. Oh, Brittany, you make us laugh and laugh and laugh! [R&M (2nd item)]
· Jane Fonda... Ex-husband... Forced orgies... Head exploding... [Page Six]
· No Lowdown today; we hear Lloyd Grove is home sick, as his body is recovering from what we assume was a nasty run-in with some Tikka Masala. Stay away from the creamy stuff, Lloyd, and get well soon.