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· Sarah Michelle Gellar storms away from the William Morris Agency after she was served some choice insults from agency president Dave Wirtschafter in the latest New Yorker. Nobody puts Buffy in a corner, Dave. [Page Six]
· Demi Moore's reps invoke the classic denial, plus the "I only know what she tells me" line when questioned about her rumored pregnancy. We've said it a hundred times, but we'll say it again: no means yes! [R&M (2nd item)]
· This one's a stretch, but David Hillenbrand (who wrote some SpongeBob lyrics for the movie) has cast gangbang queen Jasmin St. Claire in National Lampoon's Dorm Daze 2. Somehow, this makes SpongeBob controversial, but we don't follow. [Page Six]
· Marc Anthony is paparazzi-shy, but J.Lo still loves the cameras. Let the Race From The Altar begin! [Lowdown (2nd to last)]