Chuck Klosterman haters, prepare your spleens. According to Done Deal, the culture critic you love to hate is going Hollywood:

Title: Killing Yourself to Live: 85% a True Story
 Log Line: Road story based on the author's 21-day nationwide search for the final resting places of dead rock & rollers, the nature of relationships and the final word on death.
Writer: Chuck Klosterman (author)
Agent: n/a
Buyer: New Line Cinema
Price: n/a
Genre: Drama
Logged: 3/15/05
More: Upcoming book. Karz Entertainment will produce. Chuck Klosterman is the senior editor at "Spin."

We see Robbie Rist as the star.

Done Deal