Request Urgent From Bizarro World
Not a professional journalist, Bizarro Gawker is not, but in normal world, journalists send interview requests to actresses, not versa-vice. Which strange, made this email in outbox:
Subject: INTERVIEW REQUEST
I am a Los Angeles based actress flying to NYC on Monday for the DVD release of my movie BEING RON JEREMY, a comedic spoof of BEING JOHN MALKOVICH. Why be John Malkovich if you can be Ron Jeremy? I'd love to do interviews regarding this movie which I star in with Andy Dick. I have second billing right after Ron Jeremy and I have 3 movies coming out this year including Fox Searchlight's THE UNTITLED ONION MOVIE based on the notorious paper THE ONION.
If the movie doesn't interest you...how about my wild paper route to my acting career working as the world's top hand model?
If you would like to do an email interview.....email me questions with your deadline and I will do my best to get them back to you! I am also available by telephone for a scheduled interview.
xoxoxo
Mia Crowe
http://www.miacrowe.com
http://www.handsupermodel.com
MARCH 15, 2005 6pm VIRGIN MEGASTORE UNION SQUARE.....INSTORE SIGNING with Ron Jeremy of my DVD BEING RON JEREMY
MARCH 19, 2005 5pm TOWER RECORDS, SUNSET BLVD, LA, CA.....INSTORE SIGNING WITH RON JEREMY OF MY DVD BEING RON JEREMY!
Check my website for my appearance schedule.
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