Breaking: Anna Wintour Touches Carbohydrates!
Oh, le horreur of the Paris fashion shows:
This morning, as Anna Wintour was entering the Chanel show, minding her own business, she had a pie thrown in her face.
That is for the little animals, cried the smartly dressed blonde as she slapped the paper plate and pie in Wintour s face. Wintour looked visibly shaken, but her muscle — aka Andre Leon Talley — quickly enveloped her and protectively marched her backstage to clean up.
This is the first time any Voguebot has had dessert in over a decade. But you saw that one coming, right?
Image above is merely an artistic rendering and should by no means be mistaken for anything more than poor Photoshop skills.
A Pie In The Face For Anna Wintour... [The Daily]