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The whiskey fumes rising from Dustin Hoffman's skin haven't even dissipated, and already the AP is looking at candidates for next year's Oscars. You can find all of the no-brainers in their round-up: Cinderella Man (dumb Russell Crowe/Ron Howard/Brian Grazer boxing movie that will pretend to be smart), War of the Worlds (Tom Cruise shouts while looking constipated, Steven Spielberg blows shit up), Memoirs of a Geisha (Spielberg was too busy blowing shit up to direct it himself), All the King's Men (Sean Penn gets serious, again, and perhaps squeezes in a manly cry), and Untitled Steven Spielberg Project (Spielberg begs Academy to forgive him for blowing shit up by making an Important Movie About a Tragic Event). Our bold prediction: We will be so fucking high while watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.