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Today the world learned that freshly separated Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston were reportedly locking lips at an Oscar Party over the weekend — then we immediately blacked out from the shock.

When we came to, we remembered something we heard from our pet monkey, who happens to spend a great deal of time at a big pink hotel to the west. Beverly Hills something-or-other, we can t recall. Anyhow, our monkey has noticed that since their breakup, Brad and Jennifer have been staying at the establishment with some frequency. They always arrive and leave separately, but isn t it an interesting coincidence that the two always seem to be staying at the hotel on the very same nights?

We don t know why we didn t mention this earlier. Must ve slipped our minds — we ve been really busy lately. But isn t our monkey cute? His name is Frank.