Today's compilation of rants on The Black Table (why's it gotta be a black table?) attacks the brave actors who are chauffeured from their Hollywood Hills mansions to the soundstage where they repeat the words that writers slaved to come up with:

The most retarded thing in the world is when critics praise an actor's performance as being "[completely and/or utterly] fearless." This is a baffling phenomenon that must be shot in the face immediately. See, I'm all for emotional honesty, and I'm sure Javier Bardem dug deep to play that bedridden whoever in that new foreign movie with the ridiculous title, but "fearless?" That's insulting to fear. Do not insult fear. It does not seem wise, no?

THE BLACK LIST: GOODBYE FOOTBALL, HELLO DICKIE BETTS [Black Table]