This just in from our Fashion Week bureau (basically, a hole beneath the runway where our operative smokes used butt ends): In lieu of giving out swag bags after the show, the pholks at Baby Phat passed out 'shag bags' which contained condoms, Altoids, lube and clitoral stimulation gel.

Cute. But how about passing out 'hag bags' containing the likes of Lizzie Grubman, Peggy Siegal, BP s own Kimora Lee Simmons, and whatever strung-models can fit?