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Maybe it's a little early in the day for a To-Do style item, but this one is special. Tonight is the launch of the new inscrutably-titled AKA magazine, and the opening (held at Saks) will feature the designs of Jhane Barnes as modeled by "Uptown 'It' Boy" Fabian Basabe, rugged author Jay McInerney, and the Post's Jared Paul Stern. Don't believe us? Does this event seem simply too amazing to be true? Click the image to enlarge and check out the evite in all its absurd glory; in the meantime, we'll be spending our day fantasizing about the sashays of these hot, sweaty (yet culturally significant!) males.