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· Vogue's Anna Wintour proclaims the Donald Trump-Melania Knauss wedding extravaganza to be one of the best parties she's ever attended, probably because she managed to enjoy the fete without being doused in red paint. Oh, and to reiterate that which has been reported ad nauseum, the entire affair was spectacularly ostenatious. [NYDN]
· Paris Hilton, attending Sundance to collect the free baubles she neither needs nor will ever use, has spent most of the time dodging her mortal enemies, Shannen Doherty and Rick Salomon. Funny, we'd think she'd be indebted to Salomon for timing the leak of their sextape to ensure that The Simple Life was a success. [Page Six]
· Jack McCollough and Lazaro Hernandez, the duo behind Proenza Schouler, have ended their romantic relationship. Fashionistas needn't worry: the boys will still be working together to ensure that Barneys mannequins always have something to wear. [Page Six]
· Not content to merely manage his son's pee-wee football team, rapper Snoop Dogg has made it known that he'd like to coach for the Pittsburgh Steelers. [Lowdown]
· Rumors are flying that music exec Jordan Bratman has (or very soon will) propose to his girlfriend, Christina Aguilera. Reps are issuing the standard denials, and if we've taught you nothing else, it's that "no" always means anything but. [ELK]
· Gold-digging would-be trophy wives take a moment of silence for Chris Heinz, stepson of Senator John Kerry, who is reportedly in posession of Troy actress Diane Kruger. [R&M]