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Breaking new ground in pseudo-luxury cross-promotional co-branding for the MBA-set, Donald Trump is teaming up with Carnival Cruise Lines for Trump World Magazine and Expedia's The Apprentice Legend Cruise. Like business catchphrases and watching the sunset on the ocean? Then have we got a cruise for you from September 26-October 4.

This is the biggest, most glamorous, most Trumptasticalicious cruise to ever set sail. We also hear that the all you can eat breakfast buffet is the biggest, most glamorous... well, you get the idea.

Oh, and did we mention The Donald will join you for a "VIP bon voyage party" before the cruise? He certainly will! (He won't be joining you on the trip: Ocean breezes are hell on Mr. T.'s hairs.) He may even say his signature phrase, "I'll do anything for a buck!"

Personally, we're waiting for the Fear Factor cruise. At least on that voyage we won't be ashamed when we vomit uncontrollably the whole time.
The Apprentice Legend Cruise [Expedia]