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Our sincerest apologies to Fabian Basabe: we've been long operating under a total misapprehension that the sorta-erstwhile "It" boy was gay. Sorry, Fabian, we were wrong. You are not gay in the least. Rather, you are very, very straight—so much so that you've slapped a 4-carat diamond on the hand of your fianc , La Perla heiress Martina Borgomanero. You're so non-queer that you're even planning on eloping with her this weekend, at the supremely macho Casa de Campo resort in the never-gay Dominican Republic. So, we got it wrong. We're sorry. Give us a call after your remarkably hetero wedding night, and we'll take you out for a drink at the West Village bar of your choice.
Suzy [WWD]