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Bruce Willis is suing schlockhouse extraordinaire Revolution Studios over an injury he suffered on the set of Tears of the Sun. Willis was hit in the forehead by a "projectile" that struck him while some special effects "squibs" were detonated around him to simulate gunfire. If we hadn't written about him moments ago, we'd suggest that it's hilarious to re-read the complaint and substitute "injured by the projectile" with "injured by images of Ashton Kutcher having sex with the mother of his children in a variety of acrobatic positions." (We'd like to sue for that one as well.) Instead, we'll speculate that maybe Willis' injury is to blame for his extremely loud, public cellphone conversations.