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If we weren't so damn fixated with the mess that is stoned fashion designer Kimora Lee Simmons, we'd be critical of the Guardian's Observer magazine for devoting a ridiculously lengthy article to the one-trick bling pony. So, instead, we'll just zero in on Kimora herself, who drips in opulence and Kabbalah strings:

Long ago, Kimora Lee realised that if she couldn't be the most popular girl in school, it might be fun to be the girl everybody talks about. 'Be happy if people are talking about you,' her father used to say. Only now she's not so sure. The self-styled World's Biggest Collector of Louis Vuitton is trying not to brag these days, but there's just so much to show off. 'I am a fly bitch!' the 29-year-old says, sounding slightly exasperated.

Just "slightly?" That's a shame, for a second we thought there might be some self-reflection going on there in Kimora's pretty little head.
Kimora's World [Observer UK]
UPDATE: Oops, so this is a reprint of an old NY Mag article. Are they just catching on to Kimora's "essence" across the pond? God bless them for staying pure for this long.