As Fashion Week evaporates into thin, emaciated air, we look back on a week that we managed to survive without saying "yellow peacoat." Of course, there's no such thing as competition in these events — and we just looove all the stitchin' designers, pitchin' PR reps, and bitchin' media that cover the whole Big Tent Circus.

Still, we are creatures of contests and popularity must be measured one way or another. And believe us, it can't be done by counting the number of runway gasps and Robert Verdi hugs you received. Gawker resident statistician Andrew Krucoff compiles the traffic rankings of some of New York's top designers and magazine/info sites. Oh, and just for some perspective, he throws in the traffic rankings for eating disorder websites. Like we even need to clarify why.

Rankings are based on Alexa.com and are presented here high to low. In a nod to mass market appeal, the top 3 most visited designer sites are Polo, Kenneth Cole, and Tommy Hilfiger.

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In the Best Supporting an Addiction role, magazine/info high honors go to Style.com, Elle, and Daily Candy.

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Now before you think we're completely shallow, go grab a shovel, because the Eating Disorder chart is here for conscious-clearing perusal.

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