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We don't know if the heat is getting to you kids or what, but your claws are way the fuck out today. We love it, of course! Take, for instance, an observation on Sarah Jessica Parker's Gap advertisements, which, in case you have been so fortunate as to not notice, are splayed all over our fair city:

I noticed that all of the new Gap "How Do You" SJP posters around town are being ripped to shreds or graffitied with the word "UGLY" splayed across. Don't know if the comment was meant for the clothes or for Ms. Parker, who has the most unattractive face for a sex symbol since, oh, um, Jennifer Aniston Pitt.

Life after Sex and the City is rough, eh?