Paris Hilton: Giant, Enormous Flippers For Feet?
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Did you guys know Paris Hilton has size 10 feet? And she's only 5'8" (and a half). I found a model card from Ford. I don't know... I just had to tell somebody that she's like freakin' Bozo the Clown.
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