Kabbalah Fails Kimora Lee Simmons
Designer/model/bling enthusiast Kimora Lee Simmons — who was arrested on Sunday for pretty much everything you can do wrong in a car — today has the honor of her mugshot appearing on The Smoking Gun. Best of all? What's that around her wrist? A retarded piece of red Kabbalah anti-evil-eye string? Yeah, that went well.
Please. You know all the Kabbalists will be ripping these red strings off with their teeth the second the Nazis come back in power.
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