You know, we missed an important story this morning. So let's see if we can wrap our minds around its intricacies now:

BREAKING!!! MODEL DOES COKE!!! GETS BUSTED AT KENNEDY WITH HELLA POWDER, SENTENCED TO GET SOBER AND FAT!!! MUST CREDIT DAILY NEWS!!! Yeah, that about sums it up.
Model prisoner: Beauty in coke bust [NYDN]