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Finally, the dirt rolls in from the Met's Costume Institute Gala last night. Most important news: Anne Heche's hair, pictured right. The mind boggles. Hell, the follicles boggle. Anyway, The Daily reports:

Co-chair Anna Wintour, sparkling in Christian Dior — her jacket alone glimmered with thousands of crystals — and a pale chartreuse jeweled-neck gown. When asked if it was couture, she replied, "They tweaked and rethought the original runway outfit a bit for me tonight."

We all know the fashionistas enjoy a little crystal meth, but there's no need to name names like that, Anna.

Moving on! Open All Night reports:

Forget handbags, the accessory of choice for the rich and famous is a fashion designer. Scarlett Johansson brought Calvin Klein designer Francisco Costa, but left with Tara Subkoff while Calvin left with Hilary Swank. Jerry and Jessica Seinfeldbrought Narciso Rodriguez, and kept him. Sofia Coppola brought Marc Jacobs (but she s had that old thing forever.) With her usual understated style, Jennifer Lopez brought two Domenico Dolce andStefano Gabbana. J. Lo left through a side door so as not to be seen with her secret love, Marc Anthony. Shhh....

The Costume Institute Gala: It's All Here! [Fashion Week Daily]
Costume Institute Gala [Open All Night]