Outside of Manhattan, the Bible is the new bible for style and self-help, notes Low Culture. And not much has changed in 2000 years, as you can see in this comparison of Carson Kressley and the Book of Jeremiah:

This is what the LORD said to me: "Go and buy a linen belt and put it around your waist, but do not let it touch water."
Jeremiah 13: 1

Personality starts in the crotch region. But you knew that. Get a vintage leather strap and find a belt buckle that says something about your personality.
Carson 179

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