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What did restaurateur and reality show schlub Rocco DiSpirito wear under his Scottish outfit at the Dressed To Kilt socialite extravaganza at Sotheby's on Monday? Well, it's very form-fitting and nothing you want to see. If he was wearing this getup at his lawsuit-afflicted restaurant, the Health Department would be there so fast — again. (Also, do check the maaarvelous photos of a half-naked Scotsman wrestling Muffie Potter Aston to the ground. Oh, what hijinx those rascally socialites get up to!)
Dressed to Kilt [NYSD]