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Urban Outfitters has really outdone themselves with this hip-yet-perky ultra-Williamsburg catalogue styling. Gah, they're right! Voting is for old people! That's so wacky and outrageous. Now I'm definitely not going to vote. Or wait — am I supposed to vote? This satire is perplexing! I do know for sure that I should get me one of those trucker hats. (Please note: I have successfully gone for seven weeks without heaping scorn on trucker hats. That's how over they are.)
Men's Tees [Urban Outfitters, via DRUDGE!!!]