Fashion week begins on Friday, and we're stoked. Hideously dressed trashed and emaciated people wandering the streets, fighting over cabs, talking shit about everyone. It's Manhattan at its finest! And, according to this anonymous email, designers are preparing in proper fashion: "Jill Stuart worked a 15 year old model from 8 AM Monday to 2 AM tuesday doing fittings. I know that next week is fashion week, but that is ridiculous! Totally unprofessional, and illegal." Oh c'mon. At least she's not being subjected to being called a street-hooker by Barney's creative director Simon Doonan on "America's Next Top Model." Or, you know, being kept as a sex slave on the UWS... though the similarities are rather staggering, if you get right down to it.