It seems to me that one of Martha's 400 advisors might suggest that she wear an outfit that costs less than the combined monthly salary of the entire jury pool. Crazy talk? The Daily News takes a look at Martha on the oh-so-chic runway to potential incarceration:

HAIR: Martha's mop is expensively highlighted and layered.

BAG 1: $1,125 Herm s carry-all is big enough to hold both gourmet nibbles and legal briefs.

BAG 2: There's a lengthy waiting list at Herm s for her incredibly expensive "Birkin" bag.

SHOES: Martha took an unusual step and wore sexy high-heeled platform boots.

COAT: Martha's gray coat could hide a multitude of sins.

Dressing for court: Martha Stewart-style [NYDN]
Birkin bags [Ebay]