Jonathan Ames, author and baldness expert, writes in with some exclusive insight into The Trump's hair troubles:

it's definitely not a toupe and it's not really a comb-over. it's what i call a comb-back, which i also used to employ, except trump, clearly, has expensive highpowered gels or invisible electric strings pulling his thin strands backwards. the comb-back results from having an odd fringe in the front while at the same time having a decimated middle. it does seem that trump is also calling upon fringes from the side of his head."

Baldness Doodles [Jonathan Ames]