I was just dining on Lincoln Road here in Miami, and while admiring the daring footwear on display, I realized the one thing Miami will always have over New York: It's always too warm here for misguided and sheepish (pun intended) women to wear those hideous Ugg boots. I know you're all planning to wear them for tomorrow's snowstorm. Well, think again.

Please, won't you do your part? It's time to turn to the fashion-forward woman next to you and glare at her shapeless, nasty Uggs. When it comes to footwear, you've got to be cruel to be kind.
Stars are saying: Make mine Uggs [LA Times]
Buy Direct From Ugg [Ugg Australia]