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Phooey. Some people are such whores. While they wait for the inevitable lawsuit, the gentlemen at ParisHiltonSexTape.com are paying their Hair Club for Men dues by selling t-shirts.

Their copy reads: "Ripped from today's headlines,this black 100% cotton heavyweight tee features the slogan 'PARIS HILTON SEX TAPE' and expresses your feelings about 'seeing Paris'!" Good grief.

You can also pick up a classy "RIP Elliott Smith" T-shirt at the same site. But what about the Elliott Smith sex tape?
Paris Hilton Sex Tape

UPDATE: See sex tape updates here and here.