Right now, thousands of dogs out-weighing an issue of Vogue are being gassed, strangled, and drowned. Why? Small dogs are in! If you can't pop Fido into an oversize Kate Spade tote, off the bridge in a dry cleaning bag he goes.

"Small dogs have become a big trend among young, urban fashionistas," confirms H&M designer Gabrielle Hansson in today's Women's Wear Daily. This January, H&M will debut their affordably-priced line of clothing for tiny dogs. Like the human H&M items, the doggie coats and sweatshirts are guaranteed to last for three to five wearings before spontaneously disintegrating, simultaneously leaving both the cheap human owner and the tiny obnoxious dog shockingly nude.
Hot Dogs [WWD]