Our barrel-pickers among the ruins of fashion week in Bryant Park have saved a fantastic artifact. This inspiring sign was allegedly created for the models backstage at the Michael Kors show. It reads: "You are Not light packers... You ARE the Jet Set.... You Summer in Capri... Sunning, Yachting and Shopping....Dancing and having a blast! BE: SEXY & FLIRTY! You are the envy of everyone!"

I remember the good old days, when models preferred to get a perky lift by taking drugs.
Absolutely Fabulous [Dabble-Rouser]