Fashion Week is staggering to a close, and we couldn't be happier. For us it means no more awful parties where fresh-off-the-bus-from-Indianapolis Ford models are paid a thousand bucks for two hours to stand around in pink shorts in the Four Seasons and scowl moodily. It means no more horror that the special edition Us Daily bumped its dishy Soho House feature for yet more Bennifer breakup news. But before we're allowed to dress ugly again, some exclusive reportage from under the Big Top at the gravest show on earth:
· Us Daily exclusive: "'Fashion's Best and Worst Bosses.' Beneath Donatella's tanned cowhide exterior lies a gooey Mamma Mia center. But watch how you make the coffee for Calvin—match it to Pantone chip 499 please or start brewing another pot."
· Day Six style sightings:
"-Janice Min with highlights visible from space.
-Full Frontal Fashion's Robert Verdi in a chartreuse jacket freshly stolen from a crossing guard.
-Fern "It's My Party" Mallis in shades of sorbet.
-Queen Anna in a tan and white striped suit. It may be September outside, but inside the tents, it's officially May.
-Hal Rubenstein, toning it down for the day in a khaki suit and platinum jewelry. Think muted Panama Jack.
-Stephanie Seymour and her giant nipples. No poppers at the Michael Kors show, but Stephanie and her clingy fuschia dress were nice enough to forget about the raging AC."
Turf Wars Escalate [Meghan Stier]
Style Sightings [Meghan Stier]